A girl’s fb status.
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”
… dead.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
LOKI IN THE DA BACK DOE.
I DON’T KNOW WHY
BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
Men I wouldn’t kick out of my bed → David Tennant
Men I wouldn’t kick out of my bed → David Tennant
